Aunt Marge

Marge McKinney is a regular at BYOB Bingo at the Knights of Columbus Hall.  She always brings a bottle of Dewars and a six pack of Lite beer. The KC hall sells deviled eggs and Frito pies. Pickles and liquor set-ups too. Marge buys a pickle every now and then. She usually packs sandwiches in her purse. A lot of the ladies look up to Marge. She sells Mary Kay and drives a pink Cadillac, courtesy of her impressive sales record. More than a couple of Marge's friends talk about her when she’s not around. They say: “Why doesn’t she just wax that mustache? “  We’ll never know, because no one has the nerve to ask her. And so life goes on, for Marge and her mustache.